DUMB PA LAWS

Since we moved to this foreign land called Pennsylvania I thought I better become familiar with the law. The following are all illegal acts
• It is illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
• Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes
for the road to be cleared of livestock and continue – anyone know where one may procure rockets?
• You may not sing in the bathtub, good thing I’ve only been singing in the shower.
• Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents, which explains why I haven’t seen any fireworks
stores.
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws.php?site=laws&cid=184®ion=38